我手上揣着时空穿梭机，腰部挂上一把多功能玲珑手枪，戴上夜视仪，摁下“侏罗纪”时代按扭，“嗖”地一声，不见踪影。
I have a time-space shuttle in my hand, a multifunctional and exquisite pistol on my waist, a night vision instrument on my hand, and a "whoosh" button in the Jurassic era.
此时，我从空中５００米的地方跌落在６５００万年前的原始森林里，我从晕迷中醒来时，耳边响声隆隆，排山倒海。独角龙来了，眼看它那庞大的前足向我这边压下来，我敏捷地一滚，滚下了山坡，来到了草原上。正当我刚要想起那惊险的一幕时，眼前的情景使我打了个寒战，一只翼龙一个俯冲，将我叼起。我掏出多功能手枪，装上一枚枪炮弹，朝翼龙腹部开了一枪，翼龙感到巨痛，爪子一松，把我丢在滔滔大江之中……啊！我落水啦，灾难又落在了我的头上。我顾不了那么多，摁下了时空穿梭机中的“古代”按扭……
At this time, I fell from 500 meters in the air into the primeval forest 65 million years ago. When I woke up from my dizziness, my ears were rumbling and crashing. Here comes the unicorn. Seeing its huge front foot pressing down on me, I quickly rolled down the hillside and came to the grassland. Just as I was about to think of that thrilling scene, the scene in front of me made me shiver. A pterosaur swooped down and picked me up. I took out a multi-functional pistol, loaded a gun shell, and fired a shot into the belly of the pterosaur. The pterosaur felt great pain, his paws were loose, and he threw me into the surging river Ah! I fell into the water, and disaster fell on my head again. I can't care so much. I press the "ancient" button in the space-time shuttle
现在，我安全降落在长安城门外的开阔地上，摇身一变，变成了一位翩翩公子，多功能手枪变成了一把折扇。然后大模大样地走进长安城里。
Now, I landed safely on the open ground outside the Chang'an city gate, changed into a graceful young man, and a multi-functional pistol became a folding fan. Then he walked into Chang'an City in a big way.
长安城可真热闹啊，唐王李世民把长安城治理得井井有条。我身边人们穿着华丽，大多是有钱人家的翩翩公子。我逛了一圈，肚子饿得咕咕叫。于是，我来到一家酒店，学着电视里的“大侠”对小二说：“来三个馒头，一碟小菜”。吃饱后，我不由得一惊。发现别人给的是一锭一锭银子，我没有呀！我赶紧往口袋里摸，只摸出一颗弹珠和一枚硬币。我举着弹珠对老板说：“老板，这珠子可是价值连城啊，你看这里面的东西就知道了！”老板还真没见过这玩意儿，就信以为真，收下了。我赶紧逃之夭夭。
Chang'an city is really lively. Li Shimin, the king of Tang Dynasty, managed Chang'an City in order. People around me are dressed in gorgeous clothes. Most of them are elegant young men of rich families. I strolled around and growled with hunger. So, I came to a hotel and learned from the "great Xia" on TV to say to the waiter, "three steamed buns, a small dish". I couldn't help but be surprised when I was full. I found that others gave me a ingot of silver. I didn't have one! I hurried to my pocket and found only a marble and a coin. I held up the marbles and said to the boss, "boss, the beads are priceless. You can see what's in them!" The boss really hasn't seen this before, so he believes it. Take it. I ran away.
晚上，我来到了皇宫前，一支队伍从皇宫中飞快地走了出来。“捕头，快追！”一个小兵喊道。“原来他们在捉‘江洋大盗’呀！我得助他们一臂之力！”我戴上夜视仪，周围顿时明亮了起来，我又把“扇子”变回原样，往里边装了烟雾弹，再朝“贼”逃跑的方向射去。“砰”地一声，那大盗说“哎呀！这是啥玩意，朦朦胧胧的，我看不见了。”此时，官兵也赶到了，大盗束手就擒。“捕头，好像有人在暗中帮助我们。”一个小兵说到。不得了，我又被发现了，我掏出时空穿梭机，毫不犹豫摁下了“未来”二字……
In the evening, I came to the palace, and a team came out of the palace quickly. "Catch up, Constable!" Cried one of the soldiers. "It turns out they're catching 'Pirates'! I have to help them! " I put on the night vision instrument, and the surroundings suddenly brightened up. I changed the fan back to its original shape, put smoke bombs in it, and then shot in the direction of the thief's escape. "Bang," said the robber, "Oh! What is this? It's hazy. I can't see it. " At this time, the officers and soldiers arrived, and the robbers were caught with their hands tied. "Captor, it seems that someone is helping us in secret." Said one of the soldiers. It's amazing that I was found again. I took out the space-time shuttle and pressed the word "future" without hesitation
来到未来，我立即抬头望望天空，这不看不知道，一看吓一跳！天空闹嚷嚷的，原来是许多飞船在飞行。四周未来的美食馋得我‘哈喇子’流满前襟，可没钱啊！我“灵机二动”，想起‘古代’的经历，就把硬币拿去当铺当了５０００元。我捧着这５０００元吃遍了整条街的美食。满面流油不说，还一次吃了个肚圆……
Come to the future, I immediately look up at the sky, this do not see do not know, a look startled! The sky is noisy. It turns out that many spaceships are flying. The food around me is so delicious that I can't afford it! When I think of the ancient experience, I took the coins to pawnshop for 5000 yuan. I've eaten the whole street with 5000 yuan. I don't know if it's full of oil. I have a round stomach at one time
“叮铃铃”。一阵清脆的铃声把我惊醒，原来是一个梦，咦，枕头边怎么会有一滩口水？
"Jingling bell". A crisp bell woke me up. It was a dream. Eh, how could there be a pool of saliva beside the pillow?
