我的一次探险经历

画里的我，浓眉大眼，一个小小的蒜头鼻，一张圆圆的脸，短短的头发，正在开心的笑着。现实中的我十分爱笑，也很幽默。一次，朋友对我说：“我突然想尝尝人肉包子是什么味道。”我笑道：“那你去找孙二娘呗。”她说：“我不找她，我找孙大娘。”我笑得更厉害了：“孙大娘早就不在人世了。”她也笑了起来：“那我找孙三娘。”我继续笑：“老三尚未出世，需再等n年，n大于三百万。“她歪着头悻悻地说：“那我只好找孙二娘了。”我强忍住笑说：“孙二娘因贩卖人肉包而被水浒市派出所刑事拘留，暂停营业。”说完，我们都笑作了一团。我还喜欢给别人讲笑话，平时看一看笑话书，把好笑的笑话都记住，有空就讲给别人听，有时谈到什么话题，我都会想起一个有关的笑话，比如谈到老外，我就会想起有关老外的笑话。我讲的笑话常常逗得大家哈哈大笑，我在班里是大家的“开心果”。

In the painting, I have big eyebrows, a small garlic nose, a round face, short hair, and am smiling happily. In reality, I like to laugh very much, and I'm also very humorous. Once, my friend said to me, "all of a sudden, I want to taste the human meat bun." "I smile:" then you go to find sun Er Niang She said, "I'm not looking for her. I'm looking for Aunt sun." I laughed even more: "aunt sun has long been dead." She also smiled: "then I'll find sun Sanniang." I continued to laugh: "the third child has not yet been born. I need to wait another n years. N is more than 3 million. "She tilted her head and said angrily," then I have to find sun erniang. " I couldn't help but smile and say, "sun erniang was detained by Shuihu police station for selling human flesh bags, and her business was suspended." After that, we all laughed together. I also like to tell jokes to others. I usually read a joke book, remember all the funny jokes, and tell them to others when I have time. Sometimes when I talk about any topic, I will think of a relevant joke. For example, when I talk about foreigners, I will think of jokes about foreigners. My jokes often make everyone laugh. I am everyone's "happy fruit" in my class.

我还喜欢玩电脑，不过我这个玩，不是指玩游戏，而是指处理图片。我最喜欢用一种叫“photoshop”的制图工具来做图，它里面要用到图层、通道、滤镜等许多工具，如果处理得好，图片看起来就会十分漂亮！我在网上找到了一个论坛，里面有许多像我一样爱玩电脑的人，我就向他们请教，学习知识，按时做网上作业。现在我的水平已经有了进步，并在网上交到了很多朋友，我们在一起讨论问题，谈得不亦乐乎。

I also like to play computer, but I do not mean to play games, but to deal with pictures. I like to use a kind of drawing tool called "Photoshop" to make a picture. It needs many tools such as layers, channels, filters, etc. if it is handled well, the picture will look very beautiful! I found a forum on the Internet where there are many people like me who like to play computer games. I asked them for advice, learned knowledge and did online homework on time. Now my level has improved, and I have made a lot of friends online. We have a lot of fun discussing problems together.

我也喜欢做手工。我曾经用纸板做了一个花篮，里面放了许多纸花，我涂上颜色，它就成了一个漂亮的工艺品。我还做了相框，装饰品等各种各样的手工品，把它们的照片给别人看，大家都说做的好。我还会游泳、吹葫芦丝，还是一个爱看书的人。

I also like to do it by hand. I used to make a flower basket out of cardboard. There are many paper flowers in it. When I paint it with color, it becomes a beautiful handicraft. I also made all kinds of handicrafts, such as picture frames and decorations, and showed their photos to others. They all said that they were good. I can also swim, blow gourd silk, or a love of reading.

这就是我，一个幽默、爱笑、爱玩电脑的人，你愿意与我交朋友吗？

This is me, a humorous, funny and computer player. Would you like to make friends with me?