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永远的丰碑──孔子

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蟹子叫“蟹子”的原因很简单,因为她是巨蟹座的。

The reason why crab is called "crab" is very simple, because she is cancer.

蟹子认识我们的时候,就让我们叫她蟹子。还必须发“xièzì”的音,不能打马虎眼叫“xiēzi”。

When crab knows us, let's call her crab. We must also pronounce "Xi è Z ì" instead of "Xi ē Zi".

蟹子是个乐天派,但也不总是嘻嘻哈哈,资料上说,巨蟹座的喜怒哀乐跟月的阴晴圆缺有关,所以初一的蟹子跟十五的蟹子根本不是同一个人。

Crab is a happy school, but it's not always hip-hop. According to the data, the happiness, anger and sorrow of cancer are related to the ups and downs of the moon, so the crab in the first day of the year is not the same as the crab in the 15th.

月儿阴,蟹子多愁善感,温文尔雅——

The moon is overcast, the crab is sentimental and gentle——

“蟹子,借只笔用用吧?”

"Crab, can I borrow a pen?"

“请便!”

"Please help!"

月儿圆,蟹子疯疯癫癫,乐在其中——

The moon is round, crabs are crazy and have fun——

“蟹子……”

"Crab......"

“你不是又要借我的笔吧?要借你就说嘛,不说我怎么知道你要借什么呢?虽然你用很真诚的目光看着我,可你终究是要开口向我借的。你要借吗?你到底要不要借?你真的要借呀?你不是真的要借吧?难道你真的要借……”

"Don't you want to borrow my pen again? If you want to borrow it, just say it. If you don't, how can I know what you want to borrow? Although you look at me with sincere eyes, you are going to borrow from me after all. Do you want to borrow it? Do you want to borrow it or not? Do you really want to borrow it? You don't really want to borrow it, do you? Do you really want to borrow... "

所以中秋之夜,蟹子只能独饮一杯美酒,孤赏天上明月——谁不想中秋过得平平安安呢?

So on the night of the Mid Autumn Festival, crabs can only drink a cup of wine alone and enjoy the bright moon in the sky - who doesn't want to have a peaceful Mid Autumn Festival?

蟹子常常大惊小怪。抽奖中了一卷厕纸都乐得不知所以:“我中了一卷厕纸,耶!”连上课举手发言都更活跃了。据说,参加抽奖要交纳三元手续费,而这种厕纸的市场价为五毛每卷。谁也不敢把真相告诉蟹子——大伙都不想看见河东狮吼的悲剧发生——只能看着兴奋过度的蟹子叹息:可怜的人……

Crabs often make a fuss. I won a roll of toilet paper in the lottery and I was so happy that I didn't know why: "I won a roll of toilet paper, yeah!" Even raising hands in class is more active. It is said that there is a handling fee of three yuan to participate in the lottery, and the market price of this kind of toilet paper is fifty cents per roll. No one dares to tell the truth to the crab - we don't want to see the tragedy of the roar of the lion on the river - but we can only watch the excited crab sigh: poor man

上初三了。

Last three days.

开学那天,蟹子破天荒的扎了两条麻花辫,穿上了蓝白相间的校服!大伙儿围着蟹子唧唧喳喳,研究她到底是发烧了还是怎么的,才几天不见简直是判若两人!可蟹子却很有大家风范地端坐在凳子上,眨巴眨巴漂亮的大眼睛:“初三了,该收心了……”

On the first day of school, crabs wore two braids and blue and white uniforms for the first time! Everyone is chirping around the crab to find out whether she has a fever or what. It's totally different if we don't see her in a few days! But the crab sat on the stool with great demeanor and blinked his beautiful big eyes: "it's the third day of junior high, it's time to take care of..."

什么?!

What?!

全场愕然。

The audience was stunned.

初三一整年里,蟹子都穿着校服,扎着麻花辫,见人微笑,见题思考。蟹子不让我们再叫她蟹子了,说初三了,蟹子不是蟹子了,是胡艳。从此大家都规规矩矩地叫蟹子“胡艳”“胡艳”,蟹子也总含笑应着。每逢满月、弯月的日子,她再也不会有太大的变化了……

In the whole year of the third year of junior high school, crabs are wearing school uniforms, wearing braids of hemp, smiling at people and thinking about problems. Crabs don't let us call her crabs anymore. It's the third day of junior high. Crabs are not crabs. They are Hu Yan. Since then, we all call crabs "Hu Yan" and "Hu Yan" in a proper way, and crabs always smile. Every full moon, curved day, she will never have too much change

初中毕业后,蟹子上了一所重点高中。

After graduating from junior high school, he went to a key high school.

蟹子这一年的生日,恰巧跟复活节是同一天。

Crab's birthday this year happens to be the same day as Easter.

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