孔子的那帮门生编了《论语》，老子的门生见了，赶编了《老子》。一来二往，渐渐地，随着历史洪流，《荀子》、《孟子》等书陆续出场。图书市场日渐火爆，不管什么圣人或是庸人都能写本《*子》，以至于秦始皇焚书那会儿忙了好长一段时间。现如今，中国倒是出现了这样一种局面，上不了好大学，写书啊！那不是一姓蒋的被清华录取了吗！
Confucius's disciples compiled the Analects of Confucius, and Laozi's disciples met and rushed to compile Laozi. Gradually, with the development of history, "Xunzi", "Mencius" and other books appeared one after another. The book market is becoming more and more popular. No matter what sage or mediocre person can write a book, Emperor Qinshihuang was busy for a long time. Nowadays, there is such a situation in China. I can't go to a good university and write a book! That is not a surname Jiang was admitted to Tsinghua!
中国写书的人特多。主要分为作家、诗人、小说家、官员、学生、老师……以及罪犯、、乞丐等等。
There are many people who write books in China. Mainly divided into writers, poets, novelists, officials, students, teachers And criminals, beggars and so on.
我想这年头写书是种时尚。
I think writing books is a fashion these days.
当年明月写了本《明朝那些事儿》，卖得特火，腰包鼓鼓的。许多人眼馋了，不就是把《明史》给翻译成白话文吗？那咱也会啊！于是《汉朝那些事儿》、《宋朝那些事儿》相继粉墨登场。谈史倒是一种时尚，但没人去读真正的史书。总觉得文言文太深，然而这么深奥的文言文被他们翻译之后，还具有文化意义吗？难不成到咱孩子那辈时，李白、杜甫的诗也翻译成现代的？这种时尚，是对文化的污染。
In that year, Mingyue wrote the book "those things of the Ming Dynasty". It was sold very well and it was full of money. Many people are greedy. Isn't it the translation of Ming history into vernacular? So will we! So "those things of Han Dynasty" and "those things of Song Dynasty" came to the stage successively. Talking about history is a fashion, but no one reads the real history books. I always think that classical Chinese is too deep, but after such profound classical Chinese is translated by them, does it still have cultural significance? When we were children, Li Bai's and Du Fu's poems were also translated into modern ones? This kind of fashion is a pollution of culture.
那些写书的“家”都特伤感，噢，不！叫做“明媚的忧伤”，偶尔还会“放肆地微笑”。那些写书的，稍狂的号称不进作协，即使进去也要当主席，然后下一秒将作协解散；不狂的以至于不敢说自己是作家，只是自称为“小说家”，特别没自信。估计当年他的情书也是当小说写的；狂的不得了，却又藏得很深的，进入作协，当上了副科级干部，俨然是一个“文化商人”，还办杂志，办比赛，整一帮穿着开档裤号称作家的大孩子当评委。
Those "homes" who write books are sad. Oh, no! It's called "beautiful sadness" and occasionally "wanton smile". Those who write books, who are a little crazy, claim not to join the writers' Association. Even if they do, they will become the chairman, and then disband the writers' Association the next second. Those who are not crazy don't dare to say that they are writers, but call themselves "novelists", and they are not confident. It is estimated that his love letter was also written as a novel in those days; he was crazy but deeply hidden. He joined the writers' Association and became a deputy section level cadre, just like a "cultural businessman". He also ran magazines and competitions, and the whole group of eldest children dressed in open pants, known as writers, served as judges.
我想那“文化商人”真算是“文化伤人”，化文字为利剑，将万千学子刺倒在文化殿堂之中，并且从中大获金钱，荣登文人富豪之榜。真是春风得意啊！但小心你寒风吹彻，冻死路边！我看过那本《最小说》的某期，其中内容无非早恋、逃课、叛逆、打架、抽烟……哥们，能不能整点别的，咱江苏高考试卷上都说了：由于青少年心智未成熟，好奇心又强，对事物缺乏分辨力，容易被大众媒介中的不良信息诱导，从而产生思想上，行为上的偏差。您大人大量，少赚点钱多积点公德。然而，当你的《小时代》发行之时，十万册三天结束，可见，思想上，行为上有偏差的人还是很多。
I think that "cultural businessman" is really "culture hurts people", turning words into sharp swords, stabbing thousands of students into the Cultural Palace, and making a lot of money from it, and becoming a rich man of letters. It's such a spring festival! But watch out for the wind and the road! I have read a certain issue of the most novel, which is nothing more than early love, truancy, rebellion, fighting, smoking Brother, can you do something else? We all said in Jiangsu college entrance examination paper: because teenagers are immature, curious and lack of resolution, they are easy to be induced by bad information in the mass media, resulting in Ideological and behavioral deviation. Your adult is a lot of people. Make less money and accumulate more morality. However, when your "little times" was released, 100000 copies of it ended in three days. It can be seen that there are still many people with ideological and behavioral biases.
咱这文章由于思想觉悟不高，很多内容都是个人观点，估计非得零分不可了，不过咱不怕，考不上大学，咱也写书去！
Due to our low ideological awareness, many of the contents of this article are personal opinions. It is estimated that we have to get zero points. However, we are not afraid to go to college, and we also write books!
