三年十二班房盖都要被同学们的笑声震掉了，有的趴在桌子上捂着肚子笑，有的把肚子都笑疼了，还有的都从椅子上掉下来了，同学们哈哈大笑，比音乐会还热闹。
The room covers of class 12 in three years are going to be shaken off by the laughter of the students. Some of them lie on the table and cover their stomachs. Some of them laugh and hurt their stomachs. Some of them fall off their chairs. The students laugh and it's more lively than the concert.
这到底是什么原因呢？让我来告诉你吧！
What is the reason? Let me tell you!
今天上午上语文课，张老师走进教室，轻轻地走上讲台，好像很高兴。
In this morning's Chinese class, Mr. Zhang walked into the classroom and gently stepped onto the platform, as if he was very happy.
张老师歪着头笑眯眯地说：“你们都有自己的理想吧，我也有自己的理想，是现在的理想，可不是以前的。”
"You all have your own ideals. I also have my own ideals. It's the present ideal, not the past one," said Mr. Zhang with a smile
我想： 张 老师谈什么理想呀，是不是又在“骗”我们哪？ 张老师真不正常，气也不生了，课也不讲了，谈上理想了？张老师今天可真奇怪。
“我的理想就是当一名医生，我来当院长！谁有病了都不用去医院，我直接给他（她）看病！”张老师心平气和地说。
"My ideal is to be a doctor, and I will be the Dean! No one needs to go to the hospital when he or she is ill. I will see him or her directly! " Zhang said calmly.
“但是我不给人看病！”
"But I don't see a doctor!"
“那给谁？”
"To whom?"
“给动物？”同学们问道。
"For animals?" Asked the students.
“我开的是句子医院，专门给句子看病。”
"I open sentence hospital, which specializes in treating sentence."
句子医院？我头一回听说过还有句子医院。
Hospital? For the first time, I've heard of the sentence hospital.
“我的句子医院要招聘医生了！”
"The hospital is looking for a doctor!"
听到这个消息，同学们都想到张老师开的句子医院里来当医生。
Hearing this news, the students all thought of the sentence written by Mr. Zhang to be a doctor in the hospital.
“快看，” 张老师说，“第一个病人来了！”张老师在黑板上写出了“很高兴”三个字。
“谁来当医生？” 张老师问道。
全班同学没有一个不想当医生的，全都把手举得高高的，生怕张院长不让他当医生。
None of the students in the class didn't want to be a doctor. They all held their hands high for fear that President Zhang wouldn't let him be a doctor.
张老师叫了一名同学，让她当医生，她说写得不完整，谁很高兴啊？
Mr. Zhang called a classmate to be a doctor. She said it was incomplete. Who is happy?
“这名医生当的好！”
"The doctor did a good job!"
接着，张老师又请来了六名病人让我们看病……
Then Mr. Zhang invited six more patients to see us
有的同学有意见了：“那我还没有当一次医生呢，不公平！”
Some students have opinions: "then I haven't been a doctor once. It's unfair!"
“别急，我能让你们每个人当一回医生！”
"Don't worry, I can make each of you a doctor!"
同学们这下可乐了。
The students have a coke.
张老师把卷子发下来，哇，卷子上全是各种各样的病人，我们一个一个的看病，而且，还很好玩。
Mr. Zhang sent out the papers. Wow, there are all kinds of patients on the papers. We went to see a doctor one by one, and it was fun.
他们有六种病，分别是不完整、用词重复、前后矛盾、用词不当、概念包含和词序颠倒。
They have six diseases: incompleteness, repetition, contradiction, improper use of words, concept inclusion and word order reversal.
结果，我们都被句子医院录取当医生了。
As a result, we were all admitted to the hospital as doctors.
张院长还告诉句子医生：“以后，给病人看病，自己可不能犯病，可不能创造病人哪！”
President Zhang also told the doctor: "in the future, when you treat a patient, you can't offend the doctor, you can't create a patient!"
同学们听了哈哈大笑，房盖就是这么被我们震下来了。
The students laughed. That's how the house was shaken down.
