Two Thieves having stolen a Piano and being unable to divide it
fairly without a remainder went to law about it and continued the
contest as long as either one could steal a dollar to bribe1 the
judge. When they could give no more an Honest Man came along and
by a single small payment obtained a judgment2 and took the Piano
home, where his daughter used it to develop her biceps muscles,
becoming a famous pugiliste.
